Beavers - Walking Street

On of the first GoGo bars you'll see when you arrive on walking street, Beavers is a decent place for a quick drink. The typical uniform is a short schoolgirl skirt with no panties, and for a lady drink you can get the full experience of the girl grinding their small asses against your cock. Feel free to rub their shaved pussies, these girls are used to being fondled and fingered. Expect the usual where you from, can I go with you banter. More than likely you won't find a dream fuck inside of Beaver's, unless a Thai girl with a kid or two is your ultimate fantasy. Open: 8pm-2am.

Click here to visit Beaver's Pattaya website

Blue Angel

Located close to 2 nd road on Soi 8, Blue Angel is a rather simple small gogo comprised of about 20 dancers of different body types rhythmically moving while holding up the chrome poles. Open at 2pm and closing at 2am, the Blue Angel is a good afternoon pussy alternative to Soi 6 and massage parlors. The girls seem to have variety levels of slutiness, from the shy farm girl types to the wanton seasoned fuck dolls. The dancer attire is short skirts with no panties, so you can inspect all the pussies before use. Short time rooms are available upstairs for discreet afternoon rendezvous'.

Candy Shop - Walking Street

Live music, expensive drinks and free style girls, the Candy Shop will remind you more of a club from your own country. Mixed drinks are 250 baht, which is quite expensive compared to the norm. Located adjacent to Soi Diamond, one perk is to sit on the outside seats and watch hot ass stroll up and down Walking Street . The Candy Shop is more of a place you take a date than go trolling for dirty whores. But it is possible to catch a high class Bangkok girl out for a night with her friends. If you like a challenge or the thrill of the hunt, and live music, you might try The Candy Shop.

Catz - Walking Street / Soi 15

Located directly next to Club Boesche, Catz used to be the place you walked by as you went to Club Boesche. Well not anymore! The last time I visited Catz there were at least five stunner in the club, dancing and shaking ass on the stage. Approximately 10 girls are on stage at any given time, clad in sheer skirts with no panties. The drawbacks to to Catz was the mama sun constantly trying to recommend girls, which isn't so bad when the girls are gorgeous. The girls all seemed on the shy and reserved side whne they came to sit for a drink. But after a couple of tequilia shots the girls will be more than randy for finger fun or to toss the salad in short time.

A short time room is available upstairs, which is a blessing since Catz (same with Taboo, Club Boesche & X-zone) is rather far from an available short-time room, meaning you will have to walk a bit with your date in tow. Draft beers, hot girls and good music.

Click here for the Catz A-go-go website

Club Oasis - Soi Buakaow / Soi Dianna

The largest and nicest Go-Go club on Soi Bukkow, Club Oasis is the best chance for prime gogo pussy on the Soi. Club Oasis has a local feel to it and features a good selection of girls (approximately 30 at a time) shaking ass. Depending on the time of day you might have a drunken girl pass out on your lap. The layout consists of a large main stage and multiple satellite stages. The stages are positioned high so you can have a good upskirt look at the dancing pussy. Bonuses include 2 for 1 drinks, cute greeter girls outside and a single short time room upstairs, which is usually occupied. Note: There is one post op transsexual (easy to spot) working at Oasis.

Club Boesche - Walking Street / Soi 15

A fantastic Go-Go experience, Club Boesche is a spacious club with a great variety. You can tell that the owner is also a fan of Thai pussy, since approximately 60 girls are inside. Club Boesche is two floors of fun. The bottom floor features a large stage with approximately 25 girls grinding topless or nude and an in ground Jacuzzi with lesbians licking and playing in the water. Looking up from the stage you'll see the glass bottom of the second floor, with a good view of the naked girls upstairs. The second floor has couch seating to get more comfortable with the girl of your choice. There's also a shower for occasional shower shows. .For you taller gents, make sure you watch your head when going up and down the steps when you're drunk.

Doll House - Walking Street

Tucked away on the bottom floor under Peppermint is the Doll House. Even though the Doll House has some beautiful girls, it never seems to be busy inside. The center stage is revolving, so you get a good view of all the trim as it circles around the stage. The girls are typically hot and horny, and open to having their pretty beavers petted in public and titties sucked. Beside the pussy is inexpensive draft beer and plenty of seating, stools around the stage and booths along the walls. One thing to note, make sure you get a really good look at the girl you want to take. The Dollhouse has almost magical lighting, and that 18 year old beautiful becomes 35 with 3 kids once she walks off the stage.

Click here for the Dollhouse Agogo website

Europa Club - Walking Street / Soi 15

Billed as a European disco, Europa is a late night disco option after Marine 1 or Tony's Disco close. Also known as Tony's Disco 2, Europa is the natural migration spot after the lights come up at Tony's Disco. Jumping from 2am-LATE, Europa is less than a 1 minute walk from the back door of Tony's disco. Europa is a surefire place to stumble in for some wonderful drunk pussy or dance carelessly until the sun comes up. There's even a giant clear fish tank, which drunken Thai girls have been known to jump inside for an impromptu water show.

Fantasia - Walking Street

One of the better pussy shows in Pattaya, there are two reasons to go. The first is obviously the shows. Examples: writing with pussy, playing a horn with pussy air or popping balloons by shooting with darts out of her pussy. In the past there were different shows featuring animals (goldfish, hamster, frog) but that seems to have stopped in recent times. The second is that even though the girls are not very attractive, they are indeed proper whores that have no problem with getting their pussies and assholes fingered for the price of a lady drink. It is VERY dark inside, so head to a dark corner for some finger fun. If the stars align there is also the chance to get your dick sucked right inside the club. No cover charge for fantasia, but there is a one drink minimum. It's worth the price to see the place once.

FLB Bar - Walking Street

The vibe at the FLB Bar is an interesting one. The feeling is almost like you are picking up the girls working inside. The FLB Bar is very relaxed, with live music and hostesses that will play Connect 4 or a Dice game with you. The working girls line the bar, all wearing elegant style black cocktail dresses. Of course they're available for you, but if you like the fantasy of picking up an Asian girl at a bar, this might be your cup of tea. FLB Bar is good place to have a beer and talk, without being distracted by tits and pussy in your face.

Click here for the FLB Bar website

Goldfingers - Soi 7

Ladyboy alert! Goldfinger's used to be one of the shittest female gogo's in Pattaya. Bored and uninspired girls, barely dancing and begging for drinks it was the pits! Fortunately they've changed all that, but in a different way. Goldfinger's is now one of only a few Ladyboy A-Go-Go's in Pattaya. The lineup of Ladyboys consists of about 12 gogo dancers and 5 Ladyboy showgirls. The shows and dancing is topless and the showgirls perform choreographed shows once an hour. When taking a break from dancing and the shows, the Ladyboys will come around and happily talk with you or stroke your cock inside your pants. Most of the Ladyboys sport enhanced tits and are quite attractive. There are even a few petite Ladyboys at Goldfingers.

If you've been to Pattaya Thailand chances are pretty good you fucked some of these girls too!

Happy A-Go-Go - Walking Street

A trip into Happy-A-Go-Go is sure to bring true happiness. Cheap draft beer, 80+ girls inside and some of the best bodies in Pattaya. You are sure to find a girl that will be your exact cup of tea. Petite and 35 kilo, big soft titties, blonde Asian, nicest ass, confident sex bomb showgirl or a slender youthful fuck doll, whatever your fancy (besides BBW) she will be waiting. The girls inside Happy aren't very forward about approaching guys, so if you see one you like just buy her a drink and take it from there. Happy A-Go-Go is located at the end of a beer bar lined hallway. Don't be surprised if multiple times girls from those bars try to grab and pull you to their bar for a drink. Short time rooms are a 2 minute walk away and Happy-A-Go-Go is open until around 3am nightly.

Hell Club - Soi LK Metro

The sister club of the famous Eden club in Bangkok , the Hell club is where you can have your ménage-a-trios fantasies come true. For 3000 bath The Hell Club is a true hedonistic experience and you are GUARANTEED to cum. The club is divided down the middle by a while line with girls to one side performing anal. You always take two girls upstairs, which you can choose or find a favorite and let her choose who she enjoys being with. Once upstairs is a shower together then the fun begins! Few things feel better than a blowjob while the other girl happily licks your asshole. The space allotted for review is not adequate for all the pleasure you'll experience, but let's just say that a trip to Pattaya is not complete without a visit to the Hell Club.

Hootys - Walking Street

Located next to Roxy, Hooty's is a small a-go-go with a variety of shows and a decent selection of girls. The shows always seem to be different, ranging from Hawaiian or E-san dancing to fire shows. But the best show inside the place is the 12am strap-on show, where you can see a girl fucked hard by another girl wearing a strap-on dildo. The girls in Hooty's have a variety of body types, and there is a chance you can find a long legged stallion or tiny fuck toy, unless someone has gotten to them first. For most part the girls are of the average E-san variety. Note: For you gambling types there are rumors of a coin toss game you can plat: Either you get the girls' bar fine free if you win, or pay double if you lose.

Jenny Bar - Walking Street

If you're not on top of a Thai whore as the sun rises, chances are good you'll be in the Jenny Bar. An open air bar, Jenny Star is the best spot for late night/early morning freestyle girls. Two pool tables (normally occupied), fast drink service and seating inside and out. I'm pretty certain there is no closing time for the bar, so you can enjoy burning the candle from both ends to the fullest. If you are sober enough to enjoy it, sit at one of the table outside. You'll get to see all of the delightfully dirty girls making the walk of shame home, fresh from getting fucked in their holes by complete strangers in short time rooms. A few will even head to the Jenny Star for a second helping of cock!

Jenny Star Bar - Walking Street

Ladyboys: For those of you that like to take a walk on the wild side there's the Jenny Star Bar. Located next to the stairway that heads to Marine 1 and Peppermint, you are sure to see the most beautiful Ladyboys in Pattaya. Posing, flashing and shaking ass up on the bar, these Ladyboys are all about trying to get your attention. If it's not your thing, the easiest way to turn down a Ladyboy is with a nice smile and tell them they are beautiful. 99/100 times they will giggle and run away. Always keep in mind that most Ladyboys can still kick some ass if they feel they've been disrespected. Jenny Star is a good place to trick your friends with Ladyboys.

Limmatour - Soi Diamond

Ladyboy Alert! Limmatour is one of the only Ladyboy go-go bars in Pattaya. Dark and dirty, Limmatour seems to cater to initiating patrons to their first Ladyboy experience. The inside features a single small 4 meter square stage about approximately 15 -20 Ladyboys. Don't be surprised if a couple of Ladyboys quickly cozy up to you in the booth seating. These Ladyboys that are definitely more boy than lady and the Go-Go has very few customers. Small dingy short time rooms are located upstairs, and the Ladyboys are more than happy to perform a lesbian show or ANY filthy sexual act you can create with your mind.

Lolitas - Soi LK Metro

Blowjob bar! Besides having a great name, Lolitas is a great place for an afternoon/evening blowjob or fuck. Located off Soi Bukkow and Soi Diana, Lolitas features proper Thai hookers in blue plaid schoolgirl skirts waiting to service you. 1000 baht will cover the girl, the room and possibly you drink. Short time rooms are upstairs and strangely decorated with a tiny couch and what appears to be a dentist chair. The girls are pros at deep throating and fucking, with the strong possibility for anal action as well. A great stop for at least one orgasm in Pattaya.

Click here for the Lolita's Pattaya website

19 th Hole - Walking Street

Located on the 2 nd floor, the 19 th Hole is a large relaxing billiard hall. Perfect for a few drinks and games of pool, the 19 th Hole generally always has a table open to play and is open LATE. Ample comfortable seating and widows that look down on Walking Street allow for fun people watching. On the floors above the 19 th are inexpensive apartments, frequently sold out and occupied with Ladyboys. The 19 th Hole is an oasis for a temporarily reprieve from the wonderful madness on Walking Street .

Penthouse - Soi 13/4 & Beach Road

You haven't lived until you've fucked a girl at the Penthouse hotel. So why not mark two things off your list and pick up some pussy from the Penthouse A-Go-Go! Uniquely decorated, the Penthouse is designed all around sex. At each Go-Go dancer's station, a blast of air raises their skirt to flash a shaved pussy. Generally the greeter girls outside the Penthouse are the youngest and cutest of the bunch, so if one catches your eye bring her inside with you for a drink. Other amenities include a billiard table, but your goal should be finding something attractive to you and fucking her upstairs in a sex swing!

Click here for the Penthouse Hotel website

Sexy Girls - Soi 8 & Beach Road

Good name eh? Located on Soi 8 between Beach and 2 nd road, Sexy Girls is an average gogo with average girls. An overall pleasant experience, Sexy Girls is best to visit for a mid afternoon beer and lay. The girls are of the average Esarn variety with a couple of standouts. A single 4 meter stage runs down the length of the club and approximately 6 girls dancing at a time, rotating in and out for each song.

Silver Star 1 - Soi 8

One of just a few Go-Go's in the Soi 7/8 area, Silver Star 1 opens early (2pm) and features cheap drinks and on premise short time rooms. The girls are reasonably cute, and approximately 15 girls are on staff dancing slowly to the fast paced music. Silver Star 1 is a decent stop off on Soi 8, but nothing incredible to make it stand out from the rest of the GoGo club crowd. Advice would be to grab a beer, finger a new pussy and head off on your way. But who knows, maybe you'll see the girl of your dreams inside.

Silver Star 2 - Soi 7

Brand new, Silver Star 2 definitely has potential. Soi 7 had been lacking a good gogo pussy alternative to the sea of beer bars. Inside Silver Star 2 is spacious, and consists of a circular stage for the girls to grind the pole. Of special note is the Jacuzzi tub, complete with two naked girls who lick each others' pussies and tits in a lesbian show. It was rather pleasant watching the girls taste every inch of each other with their tongues. For a small tip, feel free to do some tasting of your own. A short time room on the premises, Silver Star 2 is a great stop when you're pussy hunting on Soi 7.

Soi 6 short time palaces

In the future I'll have individual reviews of the bars on Soi 6, but for the meantime we will have this simple review. Soi 6 (Soi Yodsak) is an AMAZING place if you love turn-and-burn pussy. Hell, just walking down the street will give you an excellent ego boost. Soi 6 is the short time capital of Thailand , and possibly the world. You will not find a more dense concentration of whores anywhere! At least 40 bars and 1000 whores line Soi 6. Each bar has an area downstairs for a drink and with rooms upstairs to fuck the girl of your choice. For less than 1000 baht TOTAL you are sure to have a magical experience. The King Kong Bar , Red Point Bar and many more. Note: Hi Boss bar is a Ladyboy bar, and Ladyboys are mixed in a couple of the bars on Soi 6. Enjoy!

Soi 7 & 8 Beer Bars

Beer Bars line the entire length of Soi 7 and Soi 8, from the beach up to 2 nd Road . Both streets are extremely close to each other and only separated by a narrow block. On a visit to Pattaya you may want to look for a hotel in this area, since the proximity of the rooms to pussy is hard to bear. The beer bars open early (around 12pm every day) so you can get a good look at the girls during the daylight. One of the drawbacks to Soi 7 & 8 is the lack of low priced short time rooms, though there are some available. You should be able to get a room for 300-400 baht. The bar fine for beer bar girls is typically around 300 baht. Tip the girl between 500-XXXX for short/long time loving. I always advise not to pay the girls too much for short /long times. They are happy with 500-1000 and you will only mess up the economy for no reason by paying too much.

Tiger - Walking Street (Soi Diana)

Located on the 2 nd Floor of Soi Diamond to the left, Tiger GoGo is a good mix of music and girls. The GoGo always seems to have slow business (most likely for location), with plenty of seating available. The girls are a joy, always horny and full of fun. It's almost like they take happy pills before their shift starts. 2 for 1 on most drinks and girls that loves to have their pussies touched and nipples sucked. The girls are younger and cute E-san girls who dance drunk without their shoes on. Tiger has a great casual atmosphere and friendly sexy girls. Notes: If you find a big titty girl make sure to do a shot of tequila off her nipples (this advice goes for every go-go). Also, you might also see an unrehearsed lesbian show.

Windmill club - Walking Street

Hot lesbian strap-on shows and drunk dirty showgirls, the Windmill Club is a place for a good time. Sit close to the stage to see tongues slide into wet Thai pussies and over the assholes of giggling Thai girls. The caliber of girls varies, but you are certain to find a warm smile and great fuck inside. Make sure when you don't make the mistake of taking the stairway next to the Windmill club upstairs (unless you're heading to a short time room up there). That stairway leads to one of those touristy rip off places that charges to see pussy shows. Open: 8pm-2am.

Candy Shop - Walking Street

Soapy Massage Parlors . Hours: 12pm-12am. Cost: 1200-3000 baht. The experience in the soapy massage parlors is generally similar, so here's a brief walk through of the experience. You'll start by entering the premises and taking a seat in front of room with a large glass window. Inside the room is bench stadium seating, with approximately 15-40 Thai girls sitting in evening gowns directly facing towards you. In some of the places they can see you on the other side of the glass, so they will smile and make eye contact to get your attention. While you look over the selection of girls, enjoy a beverage from the bar. Anything from coffee to hard alcohol is available.

Massage parlor girls are typically more voluptuous than the average Thai girl (taller with titties). One thing to keep in mind about the girls is even though they might look amazing in that dress, there is a chance maybe she's had a baby or two once she's naked. Once you make your selection, you can choose to have a drink which can give you a moment to ask those questions and see if you like the girl. If you are certain it's lust at first sight you can also opt to go directly to the private massage room.

Inside the room there will be a bed, a large tub and an area next to the tub with a soft inflatable mat. Your massage girl will collect her kit of sponges, soaps and oils and start to fill the bath tub. It will be time for you to undress, and so will your masseuse and you'll enter the tub for a complete cleaning. Having a girl during this part with soft hands and a loving touch is great, and she'll gently wash your body completely, including your cock, ball and asshole. The girl typically gets in the tub with you during the bath and rubs your feet and teases your cock.

Once you're completely clean, your masseuse will have you get out of the tub and lay down the soft mat on the floor. She'll then make soap bubbles and cover herself and the matt with the suds. You'll lay down the matt and the masseuse will lay on top of you, completely naked, rubbing and massaging you with her nude figure. It feels wonderful, especially with a petite girl or soft beauty with natural tits. There is a moment that might make you laugh, where she opens your legs and scissors her legs and your together. It makes a wicked funny noise from your bodies squishing together.

After the massage, you will lay wash off the soap bubbles, towel off then lay on the bed. From this point on it is completely up to you what you feel like doing sexually with the girl and is included in the service (generally not anal, though it does happen). Blowjob, pussy eating, straight sex or a combination, skies the limit and should all happen fairly naturally. You'll have two hours from start to finish for the soapy massage experience and it should be plenty of time. Soapy massages are recommended during noon time (12pm-3pm) as a great start to the day.